6th Transformation . Video

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[ Blue-skinned and serious: ] I know a lot of you might have problems with Loki, now that he's back. But I'm his warden now, and I'd like you to come to me first. I can't make you, but - it would be nice.

Thanks.

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Do you want me to get the helmet back for you?

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[mistconduct]

When he was here I kind of struck a shitty deal with him. Terms are changed now and I just want to forget it ever happened.

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Okay. I'll tell him it's off. If he pursues it, he won't like what happens.

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[mistconduct]

Sweet. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

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Besides that you're just sappy?

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[mistconduct]

Uh, jesus, way to ruin a guy's reputation. It's bad enough I lost all my inmate street cred.


...Ship cred?

Street cred.

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I find it hard to believe people haven't noticed that already.

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[mistconduct]

Raven, shut your face, I am the toughest motherfucker without a murder rap sheet on this barge!

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You can be tough and sappy.

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[mistconduct]

You can not. Rep is everything after you've died.

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You're alive here.

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[mistconduct]

That's a recent development.

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More recent than being dead, I hope.

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[mistconduct]

As of like a week ago, I've got my life back. So there's that.

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Of course, you graduated! Congratulations.

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[mistconduct]

Thanks! Now where the fuck are my graduation cookies?

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Ask the Admiral.

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[mistconduct]

That bitch doesn't tell me anything.

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[bargemods]

[Have a box of sugar hearts, Chris. The ones with little sayings on them like Be Mine and Ingrate.]

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[mistconduct]

Oh, what. What. Fucking...nine months, you don't say a fucking word to me, and this is what I get?


I don't even fucking like candy hearts!

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[Now they just all say Ingrate.

And are cinnamon.]

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[mistconduct]

Ingr-I graduated because Rorschach and me worked as a team.



....Which....I wouldn't have done if I wasn't here.

And if I wasn't here I would have turned into a kid-murdering monster.



....Fuck.


[So he eats the sugar hearts. Just a few. And makes a face]

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...what did he just do?

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He basically saved my entire fucking future. That, and the future of everyone I was eventually going to grow up and kill.


...Still a bit of a prick, though.

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Maybe he has to be, to make it all work.

I still... I'm not sure I like how he picks people. Or like the idea of all of it. But I guess doing something wrong can lead to something right.

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How would you pick people? He's got his pick of all the dead fucks in the world.